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There are a wide range of moments and sentiments: me coming down the stairs to see my wife deliberating how to decontaminate the strawberries that had no outer packaging from the Waitrose delivery man;a video of our friend talking us through her scissor disinfecting regime after opening the post;the game of hangman that we’re playing with our neighbours next door on A4 sheets of paper stuck to our window, or the rainbows chalked on the pavements Client: ‘Can I book my dog in for his cruciate op today?’ Nurse: ‘No, it’s a global pandemic, half of our staff are self-isolating, I have no fresh food in my cupboard and you want us to carry out a cruciate op that is not a life-or-death situation ’ ’ ‘How far is two metres?’ ‘How are you going to TB test my cow from two metres away?’ ‘Why won’t you give me the vaccine so that I can vaccinate my own dog at home?
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